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Howay B3ta woman man pet. Gerra grip.I bore witness to a mangled person in the road this morning.
What sights have you seen today that you'd rather not have?
alt. Royal Family: Do they do enough for this country? Are you for or against? I preferred it when they were more ruthless for the throne as opposed to just sitting there waiting for it.
altalt. alright?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:36,
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SLUGS!alt: yer they're alright, I've met a few of them they seemed pretty nice.
altalt: I ma tired, I was up from 1:30 until 5am
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:38,
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Slugs are pretty horrid.I had a couple in my kitchen until I found where they were getting in and left a line of salt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:52,
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I can't salt these as it'll kill my lettuces...I have to go out witha torch and physcially remove them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:53,
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They'll have anything if it's not tied down.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:54,
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so youre saying i need to tie my lettuces down with straing?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:56,
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Plant yoghurt pots full of beer or something liek that round your cabbages and watch the fuckers drown(
Peej, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:46,
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Everyone I work withAlt: We get a load of income from their properties or summat. Someone did alright at dick-swinging back in the day and here we are, what can you do? it's their land by dick-swinging rights
Altalt: No
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Wotcha JayI'm a coupla pills and a random shag away from happiness, but we live in hope eh?
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Pretty much.Just like your lot do with a pair of tits and an easy vagina.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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Alright JaysumsI'd rather not have seen the clock this morning indicating that I was 1 hr 20 mins late getting up.
Alt: Yeah, they're good lads, leave 'em to it.
Altalt: Of course, MEATSNAKE iz da bezt. Apart from I felt like I was going to vomit earlier but I had a Kit-Kat (2 finger) and feel normal again.
Lots of love,
MEATSNAKE xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:42,
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Cor! You're spoilt. I haz chocolate hob-nobs at home, in a cardboard tube!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:46,
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Yeah, I'm not too worried, but am a little bit worried!As you say, either way... :)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:53,
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I had three cups of tea and some Marmite on tuurrrst. I might have to break for the lunch border early.
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There's an old school caff where I can get scampi, chips and beans close by. (, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
i CAN'T TOUCH POLYSTRYRENE IT MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:00,
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I have pastrami bagels for lunch, I'm looking forward to lunch. When's lunch?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:48,
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Wicked, cheers, probably wait until a bit later.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:55,
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No, just didn't wake up which is unusual for me. Made it to work only 40 minutes late as I am awesome.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:54,
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Without doubt, with my tiny malfunctioning brayn I won't have long left.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:55,
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Im tired today. I was a little (very) stoned yesterday.I did discover Modern Family though. Funny.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:53,
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Are you hoping they will replace your family who have disoewned you for being a frightful bender>(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:55,
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My family love me. My parents wer even considering moving to Manc once my Gran has carked it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:57,
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BUT YOU'LL NEVER GIVE THEM GRANDKIDS WILL YOU JAYSIM, WILL YOU!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:59,
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They don't want them.Spesh not now. Dad's just took early retirement and doesn't want it filled with screaming kids
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:03,
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i think they've misunderstodd what it means to be agrandparent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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well I sure as shit won't be raising it. I hate kids.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:08,
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I thought I'd hate the big fat one but he's really funny.I hate stereotype gays.
Unless they're fit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:01,
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Is the term 'modern family' part of your relentless gay agenda to force homosexual parenting into the public consciousness? I fucking bet it is.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:57,
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I don't think gays should have kids yet.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:02,
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They can't, it's a biological impossibility (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:02,
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no one wants to be born out of a mans bum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:02,
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Have you been watching "The Plantagenets"(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:09,
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I missed last week'd gonna catch up on i-palyer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:12,
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I'm going to watch a documentary on the dambusters tonight! Paaaaarty!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:13,
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I once saw someone squished in a car on Stockport roadbut haven't seen anything nasty for a while, unless a dead deer counts.
alt, Even though she has sampled William's lizard seed I would totes still do a sex onto Middleton.
Altalt. Yeah just busy
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Over her sister?Kate is a beaut mind. Let's hope they don't kill her like they did Diana.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:58,
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Kate is far and away the more attractive of the 2I never got the sister thing
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All about the back of her head or summat weren't it?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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She has an ok arseand the papers decided that she was the fittest thing on the planet,
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If it was Stockport at least you know that their life was worthless(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:58,
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I saw a smack head get hit by a car in Blackpool.Clipped him and he spun round, then proceeded to attack all cars that followed.
Delightful place
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:01,
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Well yeahBus slammed a car into a lamppost and passing pedestrian was bonked on the head all squishy
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I made a curry last night so epic that I had leftovers for breakfastI then unleashed the most foul creation ever to not have slithered out of Rory's mum upon the world
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was it vegetarian? yes?then is was shit.
HTH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:12,
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It's the vindaloo part that makes it "proper"Two scotch bonnets minimum or GTFO
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By reverse-engineering your logic I assume that your personality, face and mum are also vegetarian
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Condom? No way, she likes is when I hose down her uterus like the firemen in the gaviscon advert.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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I was about to accuse you of having a micropenisBut Naker's mum does moonlight as the Dartford tunnel
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MEATSNAKE doesn't denote size though, it's mysterious innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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Snakes are generally quite sizeableAlthough they do come in a wide variety of sizes, I see what you're doing here, nice one
Also MEATTADPOLE just leaves no element of mystery
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Well, my previous username was frog, sooo.....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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I'm not sure if its still eating if you refuse to swallow."Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa" didn't go down half as well as she did.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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Bitch pleaseI have standards. When you give up flesh you don't start with the crappest vegetables. I mean when you decided on a life of sodomy you didn't immediately seduce Alan Carr did you
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cauliflower is a bit lamealthough i saw a recipe at the weekend for a roasted cauliflower salad that looked ok
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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harrods food hallwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-514799/The-orange-purple-green-cauliflowers-scientists-claim-healthier-you.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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Would you be surpised to learn that I......like cauliflower?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:53,
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I remain amazed that you ever found your way out of your mother's wombAlthough she does make the exit pretty obvious
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alright DarthHow's the gender dysphoria and severe mental illness treating you?
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I had a quick tidy up last night and realised I've got 8 different prescription medications available to me presentlyI might open a chemists. Our tagline will be "None of these fucking work"
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my dad was prescribed some majorly heavy painkiller (tramadol i think) for his knee replacementbeing a tough sod, he refused to take it after the first few days, so binned all the rest of it. he was really surprised to be told people pay for that sort of thing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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i'd have given them all to bory or dozerif they'd promised to swallow them all at once
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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Oh none of mine are for anything so corporeal as painThey're to treat my chronic emo-ness. And insomnia
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my cab went past a cyclist who was covered in a red "incident blanket" last week, not goodalt: i think they bring in a lot of cash in tourism, let them get on with it. prince andrew should have his cunt head stuck on a pike though, as a warning to other fat wasters.
altalt: yes - i just got a really glowing appraisal, so very very happy with that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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altalt"Could suck a monkey through 50ft of garden hose A+++ would pay again"
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Doesn't the royal family save us like shitloads of money because they don't profit on their land they own or something?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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