You're going to grow into the typical old person.
Cut off from, mistrusting of and unwilling to use modern technology. You'd be eaten by your cats when you die, if they didn't always leave you first.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

in the future we will have robot cats that wirelessly communicate to the emergency services when a nearby heartbeat ceases
and then assist in bringing you back to life so you can drag your meaningless, miserable existence out for another few months before your worn-out body packs up again
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Medicinal cloning ent too far off.
I'm looking forward to drinking myself into a jaundice in order to have a new liver plopped in at my next service.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Easier to just move your brain over to a new body, surely
all they need to do is figure out how to reconnect spinal tissue (and incidentally cure paralysis at the same time)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I like how you said "easier" and then straight away disproved yourself.

( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Scientists would have found this sort of thing out by now if they weren't so busy developing salmon-flavoured GM tomatoes for Sainsbury's and squashing super computers into hearing aids

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Yeah? You white-coated "experts" don't like hearing someone say it like it is, do you? TAKE THAT, SCIENCE!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)

It'd be easier for them to make me full immortal and invulnerable.
All they have to do it work out how to do that instead of making edible underpants.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Replace each body part with a mechanical version as and when it fails
until you become man and machine, power extreme
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)