I'm going to feel terrible when I sober up later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:00, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Shut up Dozer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

:O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Think I'm going to need a triple in a bit:
Bread.
Bacon & egg.
Bread.
Bacon & mushroom.
Bread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Go and have a shower you smell like Cyril Smith's ballbag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Yes mum.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

I approve of this message

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I approve of your iminant heart failure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Unlikely
Had a full check up as part of the company's free private health thing - apart from the nerve damage and surgery bits I'm all tickety-boo. Liver function, heart function, cholesterol - all fine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)