Evening spakka
My friend has posted her baby scan as her new Facebook profile which I find highly irritating for numerous reasons:

1) It's not you.
2) I'm not interested that you have a parasite growing inside you. I would not post a scan of a tapeworm.
3) Nobody's babies or pregnancy are interesting to anyone else except themselves.
4) I'm going to laugh as the smugness is inexorably worn away to weariness and possible resentment through all the sleepless nights.

*edit*
No 4 is through experience, having dated a lady with 2 young kids.
No, I won't get up to sort them out.
No, if they're hungry, they can wait til I get up.
They can cry if they want; it makes no odds to me.
I will throw them out the bed if they try to climb in.
I know they're the most important thing in your life, but don't expect me to adopt this as my mantra.
Who gives a shit if they catch me going down on you?
I'll make some lies up; they're children.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:47, Reply)