Oh I'm sorry, I'll do it again
Woe is me! For I too have had BEERLUNCH, but I didn't enjoy it at all, because nothing in this bleak life brings the slightest respite from the crushing inevitability of my own desolate existence.

Along with a portobello mushroom, surely the most piteous and inexcusably patlry of all the edible fungi, and tasteless dago cheese substitute mozarella burger. And massive chips which seemed to mock my feeble teeth as they tore them asunder.

This afternoon might be quite long, like the dark night of my soul, or some shit like that which keeps irritating internet bent spastics happy.

Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you forgot to mention losing your job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not doing another rewrite
You can shit off back to twatland you globulous fucktard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

i feel like i'm helping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Your village misses you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)