I have invented a new Olympic sport
Aggressive downhill pushchair deathmatch.

Strap one 18 month old into lightweight Maclaren pushchair.

Locate a competetive 4 year old.

Head into Delamere Forest.

CHARGE!

Bugger me but she loved it, especially when the nose dug in and daddy had to perform the 'Dance of Not Getting Your Nutsack Ripped Off' while she was thrown against her straps with the G-Forces pulling her shoes off.

Followed by Daddy going 'HurfHurfHurfPtoiee' of course.

I feel a bit tired now.

Those 'All Terrain Travel Systems'? I Shit 'em.*













*and would like one
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You and a million other fathers have probably been in training.
It always surprises me that there aren't more speeding pushchair related children's injuries.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:47, Reply)

I want a grown-up size one
I would do that =o]
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:54, Reply)

I play this game too
I've just come back from a week at the Lake District and my wife was wondering why the pushchair is about to falling apart.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:53, Reply)