Some top class flirting
talking about how gigs with seats are preferable these days, then segued into "speaking of going out, sitting down and having a good time - how about dinner?"

Nailed it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I've been so long out of the game I wouldn't know where to start

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)

online dating is much easier
they write a bunch of stuff about themselves before you even start and so you just pick something to ask a question about that you can also talk about yourself.

Gets a conversation started.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Just make sure you point out you don't support Bristol Rovers.
No one wants the sympathy vote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Plus they would think he was retarded, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)

It's not really come up yet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)

What no football talk?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:08, Reply)

that may be where I'm going wrong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:00, Reply)