You should move to Hollywood (that's in California)
I bet you'd see people like George Clooney, Justin Beiber and that Julia Roberts in your local Tesco then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i was in the gym that Cameron Diaz uses when she is in london.
I fixed the emergency lighting in it.

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Emmerdale cast members drink in my local!
That's because I live in the sort of place that attracts soap opera actors and they like a social life, and it's not far from the set.

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( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:29, Reply)

i've never watched a single episode of Emmerdale,
that's Windy Pig fact number #477
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:34, Reply)

That's almost as shit as the other #476

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:35, Reply)

well fuck you too snoopy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)

I just call it as I see it weepee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:43, Reply)

how's tricks?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Not that bad to be honest
I may go and watch the best of top gear in a moment, just to see Clarkson upsetting people.
You OK?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Yeah,
Death in the extended family Saturday morning, been a tough weekend in a way, but nice in others if you know what I mean.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I read that, sorry to hear
I've been watching topgear for at least 15minutes, have have yet to see any kkk white starched outfits :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Well, keep going, it'll pitch up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 20:19, Reply)

First time I've heard a wog moan about a lack of KKK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:48, Reply)