RICK WITTER IS IN MY LOCAL TESCO!
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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:46, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

he bought furniture polish, milk and a loaf of bread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)

He's a cunt and his band were shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:16, Reply)

don't you shop at m&s, or waitrose at a push? No? How terribly vulgar

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:55, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:58, Reply)

I might go to the pub in a bit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Half 6 & I'll be on my first pint of the day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Good work. I think I'll kick off with a Heineken.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Symonds cider for me I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:47, Reply)

I may as well join this thread the one on /talk looks like it's been started by a right needy prick
www.b3ta.com/talk/7732627
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:23, Reply)

what a fucking cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:25, Reply)

You should move to Hollywood (that's in California)
I bet you'd see people like George Clooney, Justin Beiber and that Julia Roberts in your local Tesco then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:12, Reply)

i was in the gym that Cameron Diaz uses when she is in london.
I fixed the emergency lighting in it.

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Emmerdale cast members drink in my local!
That's because I live in the sort of place that attracts soap opera actors and they like a social life, and it's not far from the set.

HEADLINE NEWS.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:29, Reply)

i've never watched a single episode of Emmerdale,
that's Windy Pig fact number #477
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:34, Reply)

That's almost as shit as the other #476

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:35, Reply)

well fuck you too snoopy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)

I just call it as I see it weepee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:43, Reply)

how's tricks?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Not that bad to be honest
I may go and watch the best of top gear in a moment, just to see Clarkson upsetting people.
You OK?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Yeah,
Death in the extended family Saturday morning, been a tough weekend in a way, but nice in others if you know what I mean.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I read that, sorry to hear
I've been watching topgear for at least 15minutes, have have yet to see any kkk white starched outfits :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Well, keep going, it'll pitch up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 20:19, Reply)

First time I've heard a wog moan about a lack of KKK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Why are you so fucking crap?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:14, Reply)

I'm drunk
Your all gay
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:44, Reply)