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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning everyoneMy head hurts, but I have all week off to recuperate.
Bloody bank holidays.
Went to Leeds carnival and saw a massive black woman wearing what appeared to be a tent in the design of the Jamaican flag gyrating at an alarming rate.
She had more spare tyres than your average Kwik Fit and several small children were in danger of being sucked into her orbit and begin floating round her stomach.
Raped my eyes, it did.
*edit* @holy
I once dreamt that my mum disembowelled me in a swinmming pool with a pencil. Not the best dream I suppose, but certainly memorable.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:03,
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