one of my friends was talking to her ex the other day. he has always had a thing for "never settling for less than a 9" (he may be a phenomenally successful music video director... but he's also 5'4" with a face like a smashed crab). he's finally knocked up some leggy blonde bint.

and he actually had the nerve to complain that she is "too into her looks and jewellery" and "isn't that much fun". hahahaha. do enjoy reaping what you sow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)