Evening dipshits, food wrongers, agoraphobics, gaydars, pricks and window lickers.
Things that make you go Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Some cunts exhaust pipes back box dropped off in the middle of the A1 today which led to lots of swerving all over the road for multiple vehicles….what really gets your goat?

Alt: I had to get some change for the Toll at the Humber Bridge and rediscovered aniseed balls, what blast from the past have you accidentally stumbled upon?

Alt:alt: WHERE THE FUCK IS RORY OR QUINTEN???
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 20:52, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sympathy reply.
To answer the main question, people walking r e a l l y s l o w l y in the street or in supermarkets. And those cunts in supermarkets who leave their trolley at a jaunty angle in the middle of the isle while they try and decide which flavour of Pot Noodles to buy.

Alt: that manky copy of Readers Wives with your mum in it.

Alt alt: Rory has hopefully killed himself and Quints was involved in a terrible accident involving a helicopter in Glasgow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Chuggers & buskers.
Plus, of course, gypsies & so called 'travellers'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:07, Reply)

Yeah, those gap year cunts and their obstructive rucksacks are a right ballache.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Particularly on the tube. Jamming the doors, smacking pregnant women with their rucksacks etc.
Don't they know it's MY job to hit pregnant women? So selfish.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Fucking cunts.
Alright?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:10, Reply)

710 son. Yourself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Bloody knackered.
The sleep apnea kicked in big time last night and I've been like a zombie today. On the plus side I've done all the probate stuff now, so hopefully things will be fairly straightforward from now on.

Also I bought some new jeans today and discovered that I have dropped two inches with room to spare. Result!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:12, Reply)

As long as that isn't 2 inches on the leg length!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Inside thigh measurement lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Defintely not.
I'm quite pleased, I can get into suits I haven't worn for years but that I didn't have the heart to recycle because they'd been tailor made.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I've got a similar issue - lost over stone since I split with bitchtits. Thankfully I don't wear a suit that often - proper tailor work isn' cheap.
I'm still a fat cunt mind.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I haven't weighed myself but I think I've lost between 1.5 - 2 stones.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:23, Reply)

I'm still svelt if that helps?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Well, this is good.
I manage to get some time in which to piss around on here and there's no fucker about.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 May 2014, 21:23, Reply)

I am in kinda spirit, I'm also trying to work through work related emails :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Evenin'
Cunts with no sense of what is around them who walk like the whole world should just not be where they want to go and should just get out of their way. I used to dodge them, I just let them walk into me now. My standard retort to their indignant look is 'look where you're going you clumsy cunt'.
Alt: Herbal tablets

Altalt: DFKDFC
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 May 2014, 23:01, Reply)

and they reply "OMG he has a head like a bollock, quick run"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 23:03, Reply)

alt:alt: worse kickball team EVAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 23:04, Reply)