Dangerwank in one of the offices, a half day,
Then garden beers and a spliff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^TGGI

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I used to be a security guard in a gatehouse at a factory
I was so bored I took inspiration from just having read 'The Diceman' and would roll a dice with options like 'Raise and lower the barrier five times', 'Spend the rest of the day without trousers', 'Dangerwank' and 'Accidentally set off the fire alarm'. God, that job was boring.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Sounds perfect.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:20, Reply)