other things Spimf does not like about Dubai...
#000006
being too far away to come round there and give that Marlboro bint a clip round the ear

#000007
these cunts have no idea how to form a decent queue

#000008
haven't had a decent cup of tea in 6 weeks because the milk tastes funny
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:57, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She'd kick your arse and you know it.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Haha
I was about to type the same thing before I saw your reply BGB. You know it's true Spimf :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:17, Reply)

meh! jealous...
just 'coz she grabbed tourettes knockers and you wanted to snog her with tongues and touch her front bottom and everything

(erm if that ever happens can i like, watch)

EDIT and you as well becky cat botherer - you LOVE HER
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:20, Reply)

#000008

Is absolutely completely unacceptable.

I would go absolutely NUTS
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:40, Reply)

^ how ironic
the issue is the milk kind of smells of peanuts

honestly - fucking rank it is. I'm drinking my tea black.

yes i know - savages
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Damn straight I love her
she's everything a girl could ever want in another girl. Now if only I had lady fancying tendancies...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:46, Reply)

You bastard, Spimf!
I'm still trying to get over the cost (or lack thereof) of filling the tank of your SUV.

Bah, you're allowed an SUV in the bloody desert. They still look fucking stupid parked in Chelsea though.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)

please!
its bad enough i have a big fuck off chelsea bingo bus but not SUV

4x4 PLEASE

(secretly quite like having a 4.5 litre V8)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:37, Reply)