Bloody new QOTW
it'll give some ok stories, but I've already posted mine twice. TWICE! Guilty Secrets and Dumped!

now it's on there for the third time, and stands even less chance of being properly appreciated than it did the last couple of times!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 8:21, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're such a pimp :)
I have one but I don't wanna type it on my phone.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 8:28, Reply)

:-P
that wasn't pimping my story that was genuine exasperation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 8:44, Reply)

Well I don't have any stories
As I am more of a fling kinda gal ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:08, Reply)

I'm reaping the advantages
of lurking for ages but never posting hence all my drivel seems brand new and shiny.

I've found similar problems on boards in the past where similar subject come up and I'm certain that I've already voiced my view in 2003.

Tis the scourge of being an old head.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:10, Reply)

@TGB
reheheheheally?

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*


on the other subject: I've felt over the last bunch of questions that I actually don't have many interesting stories....I'm fairly sure I'm not that dull though....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:16, Reply)

'Ning...
I've got a couple of stories...
The one of how I got together with ancrenne might make a good one...
( Cawl, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:19, Reply)

@Vipros haha
Yeah well the people I always fall for are either married, in long term relationships or just general bastards so it's easier just to have some fun with some people.

If the QOTW was "Inappropriate conversations you have had with married men" I would be able to fill up a few pages.

^That makes me sound awesome doesn't it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:33, Reply)

^
*makes mental note to get married. *
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:35, Reply)

not your fault if circumstances conspire against you
as long as you aren't out breaking up marriages then I'm not going to judge you too harshly ;-)

that might make a good qotw!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:36, Reply)

lol@Ethlered!
I don't think I have ever knowingly done anything physical with married men... they never say anything though. *gets bitter*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:48, Reply)

My story
should have been in 'my greatest regrets'
I'm kicking her to the kerb soon, I've had enough.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:59, Reply)

QOTWs like this
Depress me.

Still, if anyone's willing to take on a social car crash like me, don't hesitate to get in touch!
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:20, Reply)

Well...

I've just dumped my 'sugar-flavoured-snot' all over the QOTW.

Now I feel all dirty...

mmmm ;)

I'll try and think up some of my usual mega-bollocks in an effort to apologise.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:04, Reply)

@ TGB
Cuddles awaiting if need be :P
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:39, Reply)

I always need hugs!
And I haven't smoked today so I smell yummy still!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:46, Reply)

I posted one
but the one on how I met the current girlfriend is in my Top Answers in my profile, so I'm not going to repost it.

Guess I'm stuck with posting about former flames.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Blatant plug
Oh yes. I've just posted too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:17, Reply)