Well I for one am delighted I'm online right now.
Please improve this experience for me; get Dozer to BS about playing rugby, 'cheffing*', casually mentioning 'Mrs Dozer' (when he remembers) and his casual homophobia when he has previously posted years ago about his enjoyment of his homosexual experiences.

*his words.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:48, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like hearing about his shirts the best

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:51, Reply)

What about the cuff links. The cuff links are cool.
Or the Paul Smith suits he likes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:02, Reply)

Likes but cannot afford.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)

Budgetary reasons :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:04, Reply)

No budgie chat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)

Why? Is it dead?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:14, Reply)

He's gone to bed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:15, Reply)

Does it cost that much to keep a Budgie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)

It does when you buy them as many fucking garish plastic toys as ours has

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:14, Reply)

I misread this as garlic & thought you'd purchased an Italian budgie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:16, Reply)

Is there room in his cage to flap about a bit, or is it wall to wall mirrors and tat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:16, Reply)

It's refreshingly contemporary with regularly rotated tasteful sculptures, art and curiosities.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:19, Reply)

So it's a cage full of plastic shit then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=Mrs+dozer

Lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:53, Reply)

Lol indeed.
In other news, just had a text from Lusty about pints. We should arrange something.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:58, Reply)

Yes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:11, Reply)

I'm thinking of heading up 'your way' with the Doris as soon as we've got a free weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)

Fuck yeah come and stay!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:16, Reply)

Jeff - stay away from the pink fridge. So to speak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:16, Reply)

Thanks.
Advice noted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:22, Reply)

Probably best to ask her to suggest a date given she works weekends & shifts. Sort it yeah? Thanks in advance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 23:13, Reply)