he's not allowed to do that
we're going to drive around california for a fortnight, and fucked if i'm doing all the driving whilst he drinks beer and belches in the back seat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:03, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'll just drive anyway, no big deal is it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)

"Yes officer, I'm very sorry. I definitely won't do it again and I'll definitely pay the ticket"

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:05, Reply)

EGGXAKTALLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:06, Reply)

that happened to my brother and his mate when they got caught drinking in the street in santa barbara
"when you get home, i want you boys to go up to the first 'british bobby' that you see, and you tell him what you did. you hear me?"

"yes officer. we totally will."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)

course it is
they won't put you down as a named driver. and then when you inevitably scrape it, we won't be covered.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Just say it was you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13, Reply)