How many painful years do I need to post here before I stop being a noob?

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

7 months and 25 days more than me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

So you're also a noob.

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

no, i'm perfect
anyone with a lower user number is clearly too Internet for real life. and anyone after me is a noob.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

that was SCIENCE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

If you stop being a noob when you have been here 7 months and 25 days more than you then you are also a noob because you can't possibly be here 7 months and 25 days more than yourself
and YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

HTH
( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

sigh
you are missing the pynchonesque playfulness of my narrative, here.

swipe has been a member for 7 months and 25 days more than pee(j). therefore you have to have been a member for 7 months and 25 days longer than me is an impossible request. like when little dragonbreath wants to be older than her big sister starraider. TWTJ.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Sigh and by your own rules you are also a noob

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:52, Reply)

they are my rules
therefore they do what i say.

god, i thought you were married?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)