Born in Westminster, Lived in Ealing until 3, then Guildford until 18
Then Wales for three dark, miserable years, then back to Guildford, then to Slough for one surprisingly not all that dark and miserable but definitely boring and soulless year, then Muswell Hill, now Chiswick.

I am hardly a rolling stone.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

worst Fresh Prince cover version ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)

here's the best one
b3ta.com/talk/3796444
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I thought this poster's one was pretty good:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2086399
(Gerald was innocent, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)

hey look right, if you didn't enjoy your time in wales i can only imagine it is because you're a cunt

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Well, no, it's because it's a miserable land in which it never stops raining
the people are barely educated enough to hack coal out of a hill, it's full of bleak, soulless towns with no attractions, prospects or entertainment, it's boring, closed on Sundays and a cultural backwater.

But yeah, sure, it's definitely because I'm a cunt and not because it's a dead-end nowheresville where peoples' dreams, ambition and chance at anything other than misery go to die.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)

that was a real cuntish reply

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Doesn't stop Wales being a hopeless cultural wasteland though, does it.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

yes it does

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

No it doesn't. Because it is.
But hey, if you're happy there then you have my pity. So that's something.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

what's something?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:27, Reply)