In west Milton Keynes born and raised
On an X-box was where I spent most of my days
High end gamin' relaxin' all nerd
And all brewin’ some beer out in the back yard
When a couple of guys who found out my story
Took the piss out of me, the worst one was Rory
I got in one little debt and my girlfriend got scared
She said 'I’m movin' with all your friends back to Norwich'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:04, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

backyerd?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I think a half rhyme is acceptable

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

YOU THOUGHT WRONG

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Sorry Reg.
I'm so sorry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Well I thought it was the best song you've ever written.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I think you can get away with that for the sheer effort you've put in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

effort doesn't go home and fuck the prom queen doc

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

You're right of course, but I still enjoyed it.
I'm stuck between The Rock and a hard place here.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

He can't help it! He drives a Volvo...
A beige one at that!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

10/10
Click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

12/10

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

13/09

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

13/9 YESSSSSSZZZZZ!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

*applauds*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)