Four times.
That means that four of my mates have trusted me to stand and spout bollocks, but I'd say that for three of them it was they needed a solid wing man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:28, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Don't call the bride a (and I quote)
"Fat slapper who's had more men go down on her than the titanic."
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:33, Reply)

oops soz
Replied in the wrong place. Missus.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Worst was the first
Donington, Lincs in 1991.

I said something like "Lincolnshire is full of vegetables" and locked eyes with a relative of the bride who had brought her brain dead son to the wedding.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:56, Reply)