As we pay for the Royals I believe that makes them whores,
Ergo when I come to power I will pass a law that everyone of British birth is allowed 1 go on the royal of their choice, It will be allocated by ballot on a daily basis, so Ladies fancy a bit of Ginger Harry put that on your ballot paper and away you go your turn will arrive (Harry will have a shorter waiting list as I reckon he can do 3 a day) William obviously will have a longer waiting list as he would only do 1 a day and would be a more popular choice.

Gents, Same for you, A go on Kate brown dazzler could be several years wait, a quick gumming from the Queen you could be straight in...

VOTE TO FUCK THE ROYALS
VOTE BONZ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah but which royal would cater for the benders?
Other than Edward and Andrew - oh, right.
Carry on.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Also doesnt matter
If a bumder wants to ream out Phil the Greek then that's what he gets.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

So...
Zara Philips. Where would the queue start?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)

You gets your ticket you takes your chance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)