School Holidays are nearly over...
...and yet the little darlings are still causing havoc.

Many thanks to the chav-scumbag who thought throwing a brick at my train as I drove it under a bridge would be a good idea.

100mph+brick doesn't do the windscreen any good.

If I had my way, everyone of the little cnuts would be locked up for the duration of the summer hols.

(and apologies to the people in 1st class who heard me say a very naughty word as my window shattered with a bang).
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:52, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As much as I sympathise with your plight
I hope you understand mine when I say it's sometimes a bitch to teach them too.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Which is why my policy is
Yes to dogs no to children :)

You ok though Coops? no cuts or scratches?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:16, Reply)

I hope there was no 100mph+brick+face involved
As I expect it'd be messy.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Luckily...
the winscreen is triple layered, toughened and laminated, so all it did was shatter, but held it's form.

I'm not a happy bunny today - so far I've been bricked, spat at and had my parantage questioned by a group of twats who were caught smoking in the toilets. Where did I leave my company-issue tazer?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Damn
That sounds like a pretty tough day at the office. Hope your evening is more pleasant.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:30, Reply)

Why can't cunting people in the fuck be company policy.
Is it really too much to ask?
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Having worked on the railways myself
I have a lot of respect for train drivers - they do have put with a lot of shit.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:33, Reply)

A couple of months back
I had some little turd drop a water bomb onto the windscreen of my car as I was driving under a bridge on a dual carriageway - I thought the windscreen was going to smash and it terrified the living daylights out of me.

So I can only begin to imagine how you felt when you got a brick lobbed at you.

I think you definitely deserve a large drink tonight.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Scentless...
...I know exactly what you mean. Mrs Coops is a secondary teacher.

EDIT: Thanks to everyone for the kind words. Unfortunately I'm still due to be at work for another 3 hours, and as I'm working for the next six days, a big drink tonight is out of the question - thankfully, it's not always as bad as this!
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:36, Reply)

And people wonder why I work with animals instead of kids?
My brother works on the underground and is always regaling me with similar tales, so you have my sympathy as well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

So you will have finished now and can drink!
Yayness!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)