So you're not Hamas, Israel or George Galloway then.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

definitely not

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)

So what aspect of current news are you not?
Y'right Cavy?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)

the maniac with a gun at the top of the fancy tower

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)

Full metal jacket
"He was a MARINE!"
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)

This isn't national news yet
Are you Kermit the Frog with a fast-breaking news story exclusive to the Gower Peninsular?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)

no
I have fb, though. It is on the BBC website and the local news site is on the case with twitter links to footballers eating their tea www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/BREAKING-Police-helicopter-responding-incident/story-22276284-detail/story.html#83mEudf4QfxqGmLr.01
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)

My goodness
Please get under a table or other item of furniture at once.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:57, Reply)

Alright TD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:59, Reply)

Not bad
I was at Old Trafford yesterday - hopefully get there Sunday too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:05, Reply)

You missed nothing today!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Wish I'd been there.
A test when you know the weather is coming in is a great atmosphere.

Sunday is a shite forecast but today has changed the pitch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Even worse WELSH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)

still not welsh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)

So what are you this weekend?
Ogre? Orc? Elf?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:01, Reply)

and if none of those, are you LARPING?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:02, Reply)

human watching balloons
possibly also drunk. Hopefully on cocktails
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:02, Reply)

Watching Balloons?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:04, Reply)

if it doesn't rain.
balloons look nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Hot air?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:06, Reply)

that's what I usually talk, yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)

Heading to Bristol then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:05, Reply)

yup
but I think it's going to be rainy so there'll be no ballooons :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:06, Reply)

Go straight to the pub then.
Where are you going for cocktails?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)

i don't know
I just said cocktails, I don't know if it'll actually happen. There's a chance we'll just end up drinking in the hotel. Not that I remember where that is either. Basically I'm getting in a car and going where I'm told. is there somewhere good near where the balloons are?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:24, Reply)