Have you considered getting a bag of Quavers with your pint?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Sure, why settle for real cheese
when you can have processed corn starch flavoured with chemicals?
( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

A lot of places here serve cheese with oatcakes.
They're shite, it's like eating cheese with cardboard.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Cubes on a cocktail stick was the way it was done over there.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Did they do pineapple as well?
One pub I used to go to did sandwiches for the poker lot on Sundays, but by the time someone had taken the third sandwich off the tray it looked like someone had attempted to shag it.

Invariably some cretin would take a bite from a sandwich and put it back because they "didn't like it".
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

*shakes tree*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)

They did not, though it did cross my mind.
For safety's sake over here, perhaps a nice water biscuit could be substituted.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:11, Reply)