I have a particular episode in mind, that's why
I was at a gig watching a band and two girls were stood about a foot in front of me in some full-on tongue action. sadly they were both hideous.

it could have been so special, I would've nudged them gently and said something charming and witty that would have melted them both and ended in disappointment all round a threeway.

but these two really were moonpigs. the word fugly was invented for them.

BK: you can't beat overhearing an argument. One Sunday morning I was in bed with the missus and a couple were having a massive shouting match the whole length of our street.

I can still hear the guy now...

"Where have you been all night, you slag!"

and slightly more weird "I'm soaking wet!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:03, Reply)