No offence Swipey-poo but I'm sure we've done this one before?
How was your Pub dinner last night?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

who do i look like, amorous badger? i ent no fucking fail archivist
it wasn't a pub. it was reet tasty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I hear that AB is much MOAR pleasing on the eye
So what did you have to eat?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)

AB's wife is thinner than Swipe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)

^ will never get a wife^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)

^ barren and heartbroken ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I read that to the tune of "Silence is Golden" by The Tremeloes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

well, you're the expert on being foreveralone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

you're the expert on pooplay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Bit harsh m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

YOUN IS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

Well that doesn't really make any sense, are you having yet another breakdown?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)

...marriage breakdown

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Oh good lord, not again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Breakdown?
What the fuck are you talking about Wilis?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Alright calm down mate, just pretend no one mentioned it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

YEAH ALRIGHT OK THEN I WILL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)

erm.........
we shared a platter of mini hot pitta breads with some spicy aubergine dip, feta stuffed tiny little peppers, houmous, pickled chillis, cheese and tzatziki. then she had fish cakes and garlic green beans and young broccoli bits and i had stuffed giant roasted peppers with pesto and new potatoes. too full for pudding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I must admit for a FOODWRONGER that ain't so bad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

there was lots of skanky meat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

how apt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)