bawbag
is ballbag said by someone with a speech impediment, aka scottish accent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Coming from someone who I imagine speaking like the 3rd Gallagher brother, this is fucking priceless.
SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:43, Reply)

you do know there is a third gallagher brother already, don't you?
but no, wrong. i learned to speak in yorkshire, so sounded like a farmer, then we moved to buckinghamshire when i was 4. and overnight i turned into the queen, because the other little girls at school were shocked when i said "plum" like a northerner.

something to help you with those lonely late night wank fests.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)

tl;dr - I was mercilessly bullied and had to change to blend in with all the other brats.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)

it was the most middle class bullying ever
"the new girl in our class says PLUM"

"no she doesn't"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)

CRUEL HEARTLESS BITCHES

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:15, Reply)

i got much worse bullying when i moved up north again, years later
teachers always made me read everything out loud because they liked the accent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)

They made you read?
That's the fucking worst bullying I've ever heard of. How on earth did they get away with it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

i was only 18
*sob*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)