I need some ideas for tonight please folks.
It's a friends birthday and we need some dares for her to do.
Not looking for the hen-night type pranks like snogging strangers or obtaining underwear.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Chilli Challenge?
Er... Eat lots of chillies.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)

chumbawumba?
she drinks a whisky drink. she drinks a vodka drink. she drinks a lager drink. she drinks a cider drink. in time with the song. which says it about 13 times, i believe!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)

rswipe
like that idea!


the lime game

get a lime, sit in circle with drinks.
each person takes it in turn to smash the lime into their forehead
if it doesn't break they drink
if it does, everyone else finishes their drink and the smasher is dubbed Lime King
you'd be surprised how much punishment a lime can take
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Go to the bank
and get a few sacks of pennies, and then get her to buy all her drinks in pennies. She how long she can keep the barman from killing her using all her charm. Harder when you're drunk.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)

^ legally they don't have to accept it
There is some law that states the maximum amount of change shopkeeps are obliged to take, but anything over is down to their prerogative

You learn something new useless every day!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:52, Reply)

Pure class so far.
I'll be suggesting all of these.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:53, Reply)

That's a bummer
You could try Edward Ciderhands and Arrogance too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:20, Reply)

himjim
Enlighten me. What is this Edward Ciderhands and Arrogance you speak of?

The pennies one could provide a story for Customers From Hell.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:22, Reply)

i think
it's 11p. anything over 11p and shopkeepers are allowed to refuse it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Can you pay in postage stamps
or is that a myth?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, Reply)

myth
unless they accept! some ebay sellers will. postal orders yes, but i think they're about as popular as telegrams these days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:36, Reply)

Edward ciderhands
get two pints of cider, the gaffertape them to her hands. She can't do anything except drink them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, Reply)