Cymbals on Gimbals!
Ok, this perhaps isn't the most serious suggestion, but I had a vision.

A vision of a hat (yes - a big hat), with 2 or more cymbals on a gimbal mount, and some sort of stick/striker in the middle. He could nod or otherwise move his head, and as the cymbals would stay level, the stick would give them a bash.

Admitedly he's going to need neck muscles like an F1 driver to be able to do it for more than 5 minutes, but given the tongue comments earlier, I suspect there's going to be some serious upper-upper body training going on...
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, Reply)