are you buying with your doris?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:50, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah, turns out she's loaded.
*rubs fingers together in best money-grubbing fashion*
( Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

i hear wedding bells
I you want me to do the ebst man's speech? I'm goood at speeches
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

We're a little way away from that, yet
But we rub along pretty well, well enough that I let her meet some of these pricks. It has been noted, however, that it's pointless us both having large sums of money knocking about whilst paying rent, so...
( Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)

where are you looking? where you are now?
wanna buy my flat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Teddington-ish
Chiswick
Dunno, isn't Barnes where all the pikeys live?
( Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)

yep absolutely it's rough as hell around there...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Been through it. Looked like a war zone.
I locked my doors for realsies.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)

The weekly farmers market reminds me of a UN aid mission handout

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I drove past that shop that purely sells differently infused olive oils
And there was a riot because they'd run out of Croatian chilli and basil extra virgin
( Kroney, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

dark days in Broken Barnes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)