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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My next birthday will be my best one as I'm getting two pet turtles.
Alt: Oh God, I wouldn't know where to start, just leave it yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
get four.
and a rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
I don't like rats.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
If you don't get the rat who will teach the turtles how to fight?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)
I don't want them to fight, I just want them to swim about in a tank looking cool, I'm easily pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Then how will they protect themselves against the warthog and rhino?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Just keep them upstairs innit, warthogs and rhinos, like gays and albinos can't go upstairs.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)
You're confusing stair climbing with whistling.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Told the missus she looked like a turtle last night.
Surprisingly, she didn't appreciate the comparison. Women, amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
They always look for the negatives.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Turtley, dude

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)
She was FLIPPIN' MAD

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Shell calm down soon, dont worry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)
What are their names gonna be?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)
I don't know, maybe Nigel and Paul or something.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)
My brothers cat is called Nigel.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)
My mates dog is called Oliver.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)

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