My mrs is really jumpy and sometimes I like to make her jump on purpose
but sometimes she jumps just because I'm not where she expects me to be, despite the fact that I have legs too and live there and stuff.

So basically, quit whining some of us have real problems, yeah?
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NO! My Mrs is madder and more fucked up than your Mrs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

She was in the bathroom once and I sneaked up to just outside the closed door and made an unpleasant face.
She opened the door and just froze wide eyed and open mouthed. Just completely blue-screened.

I damned near wet myself laughing.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I find this sort of thing extremely funny.
Sadly, in our house, I am in a minority.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I'm just glad I didn't go "RAAAGH"
I swear blind she'd have had a proper heart attack.

My brother leaps out of cupboards at his mrs. We're all incredibly childish.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Excuse me sir! I believe I will win this battle with ease.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Aww man, I feel terrible now, I had no idea you had it that bad

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

She's constantly cleaning up after me, despite the fact that I like it messy.
I HATE MY LIFE
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)