More idiot stories pls!
My wifes best mate inherited a house when she was a kid. She rents the house out and lives with her parents so that all the money from it is disposable income. Her parents bail her out when work needs doing on the house and don't pay her rent. Her life plan is to inherit her parents house when they die and live off the income of the other. Once theres no-one there to bail her out shes fucked, she has no skills, no qualifications and no experience. She believes 2 properties will magically provide for her for life.

On the other end of the idiot scale I have a mate who told his girlfriend she wasn't a vegetarian because he had seen her eat baked beans.
( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Wild baked beans are rare, but they're out there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)

how many legs do they have?

( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Wild Baked Bean before "processing"

( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)

So they're a bit like prawns, then.
Take off the legs and head, scoop out the innards, eat the flesh and then chase your girlfriend around the flat with your prawny fingers.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)

You've got a weird house.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Boston baked beans are made with pork or bacon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)