Oh alright it was lies on the internet to wind you up, annoyingly it's not Cornwall that he owns
But Imma recommend he buys it just for that exact reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you should prolly suggest he buy the Highways Agency then
given that it's not the 18th century and it's not private landowners who plan the roads.

There are immigrant citizenship courses you could take if you're struggling with these simple concepts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Yet again, science boy is incapable of reading things properly
Maybe get one of the 5 year olds in the park to explain it to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:45, Reply)

This is the kind of legal advice I would expect from a lawyer of your calibre.

( Peej, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:41, Reply)

*charges £3,500 plus vat*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:46, Reply)