Happy hollibobs
I don't watch the apprentice after I saw the first one - unlikeable unemployable self-centred bellends the lot of them. Plus I can't stand Alan Sugar.
I had a takeaway Chinese for supper - it was pretty good. Now I wish I'd had a toasted cheese sandwich made with the Black Bomber I have in the fridge - I may have one tomorrow.
More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

They're doing coach trips today, they are terrible people. I hope they crash.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Toasted cheese sandwich, with mango chutney WIN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:44, Reply)

haha, chutney!
Like jaysumz!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:44, Reply)

alright.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:52, Reply)

classic internet bantz!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:54, Reply)

You should totes not come down for a drink on the 15th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:02, Reply)

but if I turned up there would be nobody there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Course there would be.
We would send the bar staff out to the car park with a bag of ready salted and a lemonade for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Dogs die in hot cars!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:20, Reply)

We'd leave a window open a bit and put paper down for him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Really good scottish band, that
one of my favourites.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzQKWKGgs8
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:38, Reply)

I saw them at the poly a few years back ... they might have been alright but it's dead cheap beer so I'm always pissed by the headline

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:44, Reply)