I think the only answer is suicide.
How do you feel?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:08, 33 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

like I've spent the last two days drinking heavily

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Are you from Coventry?
It seems like that's a legitemate reason to drink heavily
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I've been there twice if that counts.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah, that's a good enough reason
I, on the other hand, have been most abstemious this weekend - so far. But then, I no longer live in Coventry
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:42, Reply)

think I'm going to stay dry until at least five
I've eaten nothing but pickled eggs and curry since Friday morning (edit ... and a pork pie)

:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I feel fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Don't brag.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Ordinarily I wouldn't, but you did ask.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Plans for today?
I might go back to bed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Babysitting all day
Might go to the pub
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:10, Reply)

does it count as babysitting if it's your own?
surely that's just "parenting"?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)

You're as bad as my wife

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I wish

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I always call it babysitting as he looks suspiciously like the milkman

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:47, Reply)

alright, les dawson

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I wish

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:10, Reply)

K

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)

There's a cabaret voltaire record that seems to be 250 on discogs in good nick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

blimey, nice one
Cabaret Voltaire are alright.

Any other decent finds or is it all Jaysumz style bent euro trance cheese?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

I've done 2 boxes and that's the only good one so far.
He dipped in to hip hop a bit so I'm hopeful in that box as that was stuff he was collecting rather than his dj stuff. But yeah, might donate the majority to a Gay care home so they can all remember the good times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)

lol gay care home
Did your bro keep his decks?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)

No, he gave those to a mate.
Some numark top of the range in their day. Bit battered from being carted around.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I reckon that heroin addiction is probably worth a try

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I'm addicted to herons

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Keep them away from my pots and pans

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:13, Reply)

That's my retirement plan

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I need to get out of bed and do some work.
I've just ordered the Doris a pair of trainers however, they were too cheap not to buy them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Incase anyone is interested.
www.adidas.co.uk/mc-x-1-shoes/D67579_590.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:05, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:12, Reply)