I love crunchies!
1. My 7 year old nephew is mixed race. He said he wanted to grow his hair and get padlocks in.

2. I need a good spang. Why! I shall tell you. This morning I got into the car which was parked on a hill facing up. I started the car and went into gear and rolled backwards. For some stupid reason I had gone into reverse. Not only once but several times and couldn't work out why my car wasn't going forwards. I knew I was going into reverse gear but it didn't compute that I needed first gear. I was about to call my dad to tell him my gears were broken when I suddenly realised what the fuck I was doing. Not only that but I had another car right behind me that I nearly bumped into. Now I'm a women of fairly good intellect and I had had lots of sleep so why the feck was I being so stoooopid.

Answers on a postcard please.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:16, Reply)