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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Legend has it that the Arabian horse was created by Allah, ‘out of a handful of the southern wind‘.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:00,
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Legend also has it that anchovies were created by Posieden , 'out of a handful of scrapings from your mum's cunt-hole'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:03,
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In Greek mythology Apollo delivered the sun and the moon to the sky every day in his horse drawn chariot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:04,
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In Roman mythology Postmanus delivered a celestial sized mass of spunk to your mum's throat everyday in his horse drawn postvan(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:07,
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Giant white horses are carved in chalk on several hillsides in England. Some date back hundreds of years – folklore says that when King Arthur of he Round Table returns to the throne, one of the chalk horses would get up and dance.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:09,
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they're not real chalkthey're the residue from the spunk slops from your mother's popular twat
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