Childhood stupidity
A friend and I once decided to create a delightful concoction in his kitchen one day when his parents were out. It included:

- Apple, orange, apple and blackcurrant, and lemon juice
- Lemonade
- Irn Bru
- Water

So far, it doesn't sound too bad. Then we for some reason started to just be plain stupid, and added items such as:

- Mustard
- Soy sauce
- Vinegar
- Pot noodle
- Condiments of every variety
- Pretty much anything dissolvable that was available in the kitchen

We put it all in a pot and heated it slightly in order to get stuff to dissolve. We then left it to cool. At this point there was a rather pungent smell starting to come from the pan.

I spooned some into a cup. I lifted it to my mouth. I took a smell of it.

I threw it at the sink and ran outside, then vomited for about 10 minutes. Just thinking about it now has made me feel sick.

Don't do it kids. Don't do it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:14, Reply)