Morning! What's in your advent calendar today?
I'm hoping for the archangel Gabriel announcing the coming off Our Lord Jesus Christ to Our Lady. With glitter on his wings. Our school once cast a girl as the angel even though I pointed out that it was heresy. The we had some hunny the end.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 7:56, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:09, Reply)

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/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:10, Reply)

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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)

looks like a chocolate dog turd

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:25, Reply)

It is a choccie woccie dog egg.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)

chocolate in advent calendars is the work of Satan

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Needs more bommyknocker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Which, coincidentally, was what was in my advent calendar this morning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:31, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:36, Reply)

march of the f.o.d.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)

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March!
Push!
Crawl right up on your knees!
Please!
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Feed!

Get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:52, Reply)

I always argued that Gabriel (and all other angels) was male but they always cast a girl.
So I set fire to Amanda Willis' wings whilst she proclaimed from on high.

In my advent calendar today is a woman holding a teapot.
( Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)

I don't remember the teapot bit of the nativity.
Is it an Irish advent calendar, so it is to be sure?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Its a Binette Schroeder
(I have no idea who that is)
( Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

sounds a bit forrin

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( Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)

My advent calendar is shit
All the numbers run in order which is a smuch fun as a straightened slinky.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)