TINSEL FUCK YEAH AND LAMETTA AND LOADS OF GLITTERY BAUBLES
And the traditional Christmas giraffes
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:16, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Tinsel is bad, lametta is even FUCKING WORSE.
Thankfully it seems to have keeled over and carked it back in 1986. However, I still can't watch The Poseidon Adventure without being proper fucking glad when the ship capsizes and brings down that ghastly bastard Chrimble tree.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I bet you got your presents wrapped in brown paper and stuffed in an old beige sock

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Haha, I do favour a more classic style of wrapping paper, yes.
Not quite brown parcel paper, but none of that tacky foil based shit, either.

I am a RIGHT LAUGH.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

if there's one thing that shouts out Festive Season, it's restraint and delicacy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Bondage with a bow on it.

( Muns, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I always wear a bow on mine.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)