I saw an ace one the other day - a man in an expensive suit marching down the street pushing a pushchair.
When one bloke coming towards him didn't get out of the way fast enough, Suit shouted at him "I have a pram with a child in it, so get out of my way!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I would have kicked the child in eth face
to stop it becoming an arrogant prick like its father
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

i hate people like that.
The next fucking woman that tries to ram me with her pushchair will get me falling heavily on their fucking child. I hope I break the thing's leg.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

"I'm a functioning sociopath with heavy boots ... your call."

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)