The first Christmas I spent with Mrs Vagabond's family concluded with four of us getting through six bottles of port.
It took me weeks to be able to drink it again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it's even better* if you combine it with dirty big cigars
*worse
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)

i can't bear the stuff
i went to a white tie do at the mayor of london's house (not his actual house, the ceremonial thing in the city that they hire out for events), and this particular livery had a thing where everyone drank port out of the same ceremonial cup... you had to link arms and pass it to the right with some kind of battle cry...

sharing with one person is WRONG and GROSS. sharing with the ENTIRE ROOM??? bowk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

you've now got cooties handed down through twelve generations of chinless Etonians
the "normal" form for passing the port allows you to keep your own glass and pass the decanter
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)

i didn't touch it, i'm not mental
the battle cry bit was quite amusing though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)

you mean you weren't allowed because you're only a girl

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)

well now i'm confused
i thought there were no girls on the internet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)

there are quite a few fat desperates looking to pick up speccy internet dweebs
and, on a completely unrelated note, chompy was on here the other day
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)