Can't you buy most of these things within a mile of your office even when there isn't a food fair anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's an exercise in paying more for the same tat. It's what she does.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

they're prolly ARTISAN bangers with FREE RANGE ORGANIC mash

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)

it's best to pay more when faced with such inarguable labels

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

my current favourite is BESPOKE
used on stuff that's obviously fucking bespoke by its very fucking nature
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)

yah ... but this is a MARKET, yah? ... so it's like less sanitary and more authentic and shit?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I went to the south bank christmas market on saturday. It was exactly this
My child somehow convinced me to part with 8 quid for us to go on a train that went 100m along and then back again, but wasn't the least bit excited with the hour long train journey we took to get there and back.
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)

kids are idiots

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)