I bought an ipad with my xmas bonus two years ago, dunno what I'm spending this years xmas bonus on (because I got a bonus)
it won't be on a full English for breakfast or Chinese for lunch today as someone else paid for that, I can't give it away.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

hey, maybe you could treat yirsel to a pair of Sennheiser HD25s

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:27, Reply)

nah headphones are for cunts, I use the built in loudspeaker on my portable phone or tablet device

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:29, Reply)

+ when listening to dubstep on public transport.

( Muns, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:32, Reply)

dubstep? it's not 2003 grandad

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:33, Reply)

I just assumed that would be the music of choice for budgie owners.

( Muns, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:38, Reply)

I mostly just listen to prog rockers 'budgie' now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)

surely budgie owners listen to Richard Clayderman while knitting and waiting to die

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Get Lemmy an extension to his cage.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:35, Reply)

It's already massive, proportionately his house is bigger than mine.
So is his penis.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Well, if all you've had today is a full English and a Chinese
You'll be hungry again soon. Why not treat yourself to a large mixed shish kebab, large chips, a side of doner meat and, because it's bonus day, a can of Rio.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Maybe after the work drinks later eh, don't want to go mad do I

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Why not get one of those 'app' things
And order food online so it arrives shortly after you get homel
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)