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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I made it back to London. Now in the cafe where a women sat near me has specified that her baked beans be served cold.
Disgusting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:50,
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Legally you are allowed to stab her for that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:52,
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She having one fried egg, one bit of bacon and cold baked beans. How depressing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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Start humming " hey fatty bum bum"
And see if she starts crying
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:54,
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She's foreign. I don't know how you say that in foreign, other than the standard increase in volume necessary to converse with internationals.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:56,
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Simple
"Hey El Fatty Bum Bum"
or "Hey Le Fatty Bum Bum"
depending on the type of foreign
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:06,
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Oddly, the breakfast I went for two days ago
Also served the beans cold. This was due to chef-based incompetence rather than a diner request.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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I'm having an omelette. She's put me off the fry up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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I feel confident you could have rattled an omelette together at home mate
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:57,
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The ones they do here are easily the finest I have eaten
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:58,
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