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I made it back to London. Now in the cafe where a women sat near me has specified that her baked beans be served cold.
Disgusting.
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Legally you are allowed to stab her for that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
She having one fried egg, one bit of bacon and cold baked beans. How depressing.

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Start humming " hey fatty bum bum"
And see if she starts crying
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
She's foreign. I don't know how you say that in foreign, other than the standard increase in volume necessary to converse with internationals.

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Simple
"Hey El Fatty Bum Bum"

or "Hey Le Fatty Bum Bum"

depending on the type of foreign
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Oddly, the breakfast I went for two days ago
Also served the beans cold. This was due to chef-based incompetence rather than a diner request.
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I'm having an omelette. She's put me off the fry up.

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I feel confident you could have rattled an omelette together at home mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
The ones they do here are easily the finest I have eaten

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