Egg beat(s by Dr. Dre)er.
It's like poor quality £10 egg beater but costs fifteen times more because it is endorsed by a famous music producer.

The Jonathon King brand condoms are a bit small and cost a fucking fortune too.

Altalt: 5 - I can make reasonable food, but I wouldn't say it's anything to shout about.
( Muns, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:41, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

HURRY UP YOU LITTLE SHITS YOUR POTATO WAFFLES ARE GOING COLD!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah, but Birdseye, otherwise it'd be a 3.
I even sing the advertising jingle when I take them out of the toaster.
( Muns, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)

How versatile

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

can you still buy poptarts?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Not sure.
I never did like them though, I think it was because I got my arse smacked when I set fire to one under the grill as a child.
( Muns, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Not sure but I'm guessing you could have a go on all the spice girls and still have change from £20

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I'd prolly have a go on all of them just for the opportunity to chuck some porridge up Scary's slacker

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)

She's not bad until you hear her voice

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)

'sOK ... I'll get her to bite down on Ginger's gnarled old lady fist

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)