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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
They seem to have disappeared.
Fancy getting up to some Bert-spakkaman-ness?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:47,
1 reply,
16 years ago)
Oh go on then
I'm open-minded enough to give this
new reply system a try.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:49,
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Right,
I'm not sure where to start....
Do you stab prostitutes, rape goats, or have a smashing beard?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:52,
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*packs bags*
*moves to LA*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:54,
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Ha!
Fame, fortune,
(goat) fucking.
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Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:58,
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I don't care about the fame or fortune
nobody ever got famous from capraphilia.
But there's always a first time.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:00,
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I have no beard.
I shave. I also shave goats and prostitutes.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:00,
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You win
a prize!
====D-3 It's a long, spluffing, cock.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:01,
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