What the fuck is going on?
My eyes are crossing like that bloke from the deoderant advert

@ Clendrix

Yes, the new ex.
Like I collect exes like Russian Dolls. The first was just over 4 foot and they've got progressively taller. Sorry, I'm drunk and really fucking angry.

*flex*

Shit, I went to edit and clicked I like this. I don't like it, the replies are awful!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw, BK
Will you let me spoon you all better?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:59, Reply)

@ Bert
Yes, as long as you call me afterwards. I refused to be used again.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

That's a bit shite...
Changing the subject to music, have you heard the new Slipknot and Metallica albums?
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Yes, I have
And they're both a bit rubbish.

Evening all.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

I have heard bits of one song from each
and I'm thinking 'meh', but I'm also thinking, don't judge an album by twenty seconds of music video.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)